I like where Lyra's plan is going but by midnight when she's asleep...
SWEET MERCIFUL CELESTIA!!! WHY DO MY EYES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GETTING RAPED BY INVISIBLE BEES?!
Sorry, it's based on personal experience when I discovered the delayed reaction of "ion eyes." XD
Ion eyes is an old welding slang of what happens to the eyes if they're exposed to extremely bright lights and sometimes the painful reaction would come in hours afterwards. Remember Lyra, tinted goggles are your friends!
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